1) make fat jokes about Tim
2) say anything about Tim that is negative In any way
3) be mean to Tim in general
4) say that Brian deserved to die (I will fucking cut you)
5) say that Jay deserved to die (Okay I am more concerned about Brian's death but still... don't)
6) say that Alex is a mediocre serial killer (HHHHEEE IIISSS UNIIQQUUUEEEE)
7) make a stupid theory like "Jay is totheark" LIKE BRUH, WHY WOULD HE MAKE VIDEOS TO HIMSELF AND THEN BE LIKE: someone's watching me oooh mah gododoew. Actually that's believable
8) HURT THE BRIAN SOMEHOW
9) say that marble hornets is boring
(-_-)
10) say that marble hornets is unoriginal, or Say that the Found footage genre is getting old/already is old. Like bitch, everyone started making Found footage films/shows BECAUSE of marble hornets
11) say that thac isn't funny (dude that stuff is hilarious. If you don't like thac, you're most likely NOT a marble hornets fan)
12) say that you didn't cry after marble hornets ended/cried during marble Hornets
Might make a part two if I'm that bored
And yeah I'll update the alex fan fic soon
I'm just bored and also... why not
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Marble Hornets Things
RandomWriting this while I'm bored also because I have no friends ;) (This is a compilation of Ask Marble Hornets', Theme-song things, and other random crap) Uh... I hope you people enjoy
