Boy: Could u pick me up from school
Dad: Why? What happened???
Boy: The teacher pointed at me w/ ruler and said "At the end of this ruler is an idiot" and I asked which end... So I got suspended :/
Dad: Hahahahaha YOU ARE AWESOME!!! You're not even grounded :)
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Funny Texts, quotes, and Jokes
RandomThis is a funny, random book full of texts, quotes, and jokes. DISCLAIMER: I made some but also got some online so I am NOT copying anyone else's books!!!