2) Yo Mamma

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Yo mamma so fat she is the call of duty map
Yo mamma so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas
Yo mamma so stupid she thinks taco Bell is a Mexican phone company
Yo mamma so fat she looked at the scale and it read 90210
Yo mamma so poor she hangs toilet paper up to dry
Yo mamma so ugly one direction went the other direction

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