Boy: *at school*
Teacher: Go home and learn the first four letters of the alphabet!
Boy: *goes home and goes to sister*
Boy: sister, what's the first letter of the alphabet?
Sister: Shut up idiot!
Boy: *goes to brother watching batman* What's the second letter of the alphabet?
Brother: Dananananana batman!
Boy: *goes to dad watching football* what's the third letter of the alphabet?
Dad: 25! HIT IT HARD!
Boy: *goes to mom baking* what is the fourth letter of the alphabet?
Mom: My buns are burning!
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Teacher: so what is it?
Boy: Shut up idiot!
Teacher: what? Excuse me???? Who are you???
Boy: Dananannanana Batman!
Teacher: how many times should I spank you?
Boy: 25! HIT IT HARD!!
Teacher: *spanks* how do you feel now!
Boy: my buns are burning!
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Funny Jokes
HumorWelcome to the Funny Jokes book, a message provided by @iloveeemoji. The Funny Jokes book inspiration goes to @niallerzprincezzz for her 199 jokes in the 1000 funny jokes book. Not all these jokes are mine, some come from @niallerzprincezzz book and...
