Summer's POV:
I hope Hillary is ok. I haven't heard for her in awhile. But I'm back in the froster home now. One Direction mysteriously disappeared, probably went back to UK since they were tired of me. The good voice in my head tells me to check on her since she's missing, and One Direction Is missing, But I think Justin Beiber is coming in 10 to adopt me. I wonder how he has time to take on a child?
Hillary's POV:
"YAAAASSS!" I scream in excitement to my five captives. I untie them and hand them the rope. I'm not worried about them escaping because they totally love it here just like the skanks in the fan fictions. It's my first time letting them have freedom since I captured them a week ago and now I'm pretty sure they trust me. Zayn takes the rope from my hand looks at all the boys with his dark eyes filled with... OOO I CAN'T EVEN DESCRIBE IT! They all nod their heads. Then Zayn slowly inches towards my legs. I'm breathing and sweating heavily when he takes the rope and double knots it on my ankles. It's usually hands but I don't question One Direction. I could just twerk to that name.
"Let's go boys!" That sexy British accent of Harry shouts. I close my eyes, throw my hands up in the air, and shake my non-existant breast.
"Yes! Come and get me yes!" I exclaim feeling the fireworks. Or maybe that was the cell door slamming closed? I open my eyes and use my claws I call nails to drag myself to the stairwell. They left! They actually emm effing left! But I set a carrot trap at the door! Because of course, One Direction loves carrots and Nandos!!! #xfactordays! I easily untie the rope and get back on my feet. I got a band to catch.
Summer's POV:
"You guys actually came back huh?" I say surveying the five boys I call parents. I still wonder to this day how the adoption agency let this happen... a Middle School girl go with five young adult males. Must have to do with the Gay Marriage laws here.
"Yes because we love you and want to spend the rest our lives with you!" Louis says.
"Wait what?" I turn around to look at the social worker to see if she is hearing this, and she just mouths 'they paid me!' and shrugs her shoulders and counts her stacks.
"Oh no no not you Sky. I was talking to Katherine-"
"Its Kimberly!" A whiney voice says out of his now apparent phone. "And who the hell is this Sky bit-" Louis covers the speaker before she can finish.
"I'm pretending to be gay with my friend, you know the whole three way thing? I like that." he whispers.
Ok? Louis was always the weird one. I turn my attention to the other four boys.
"Why did you guys buy me?" I ask.
"Because." Naill starts. "It makes all the fans come to concerts. They think if we adopted you, we can adopt more. You're getting us a lot of money!"
"So you don't care if the world views you as pedophiles?" I say flatly.
"The world doesn't view us as pedophiles. The world thinks you were a homeless, parentless, fan. That we took in." Liam adds.
Just then the doors burst open, revealing a raggedy looking Hillary.
"It kidnapped us!" Harry screams and hides behind me.
"Hillary, Why did you spy on them a whole day just to kidnap them?" Is ask crossing my arms and tapping my foot.
"So if they tried to run away I threat them with telling Media of course!" She says whipping out all the evidence.
"How did You...?" One Direction all says at one time. Again I glance at the social worker. She's at her desk with Beats headphones in and a designer outfit dancing on her chair with money in hand. How did she get all this stuff so fast? More importantly, how did she freaking change?!
"Yup! I got dirt on all of you! So if you don't come with me and I mean FOREVER... I'll tell and ruin your careers!" Hillary says and smile triumphantly.
"Wait, you wouldn't do that to your favorite pop stars would you?" Zayn smirks.
"Oh yes I would. Less fans, less gigs, less bubble whores-" for some reason she looks at Louis. "and more for me."
Just then Justin Beiber bardges in.
"I'm hear for Summer!" he declares wearing beach shorts and sunglasses. This isn't going to end, um... normally.
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Sorry it took me so long! I hate how much homework I get just because the classes I take. I WANT FREE TIME TOO!!! D: So instead of completing the algebra book (yes over break they told us to complete the whole algebra book :\) I made this part. I hope you enjoyed!!! Message me suggestions if you want!
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