baby shower // mpreg joshler

7- ryan is a dick and dallon has the hots for brendong.

hasley: who are you and why am I here?

josh: I literally just talked to you an hour ago.

brendon: OMG WHY IS A FEMALE IN THE CHAT?

hasley: aw brendoon doesn't remember me, or my feet.

gerard: so confused. aye! why isn't tyguy here? who kicked him out.

frank: i stg gee if you don't come back to bed.

hasley: wait is everyone gay here?

frank: yea

gerard: yep

brendon: I'm bi.

dallon: oh really now. ;))

brendon: hey bb. you look cute.

hasley: I swear to god if they start sexting on here. do I have to kick you in the nuts again brendon?

brendon: WHO TF IS THIS CHICK??

josh: it's ashley from highschool. the one who kicked in because you scared her.

hasley: hey bud.

brendon: *has vietnam flashbacks* THE PAIN IS UNBEARABLE

hasley: chill bro. we are here for ty amirite, josh?

josh: indeed my fren.

brendon: so what's wrong with him?

frank: wait brendon was kicked.

gerard: yeah in 12th grade. he was behind the door and scared ash as she walking in. she wore steeltoe boots that day.

dallon: I remember that. I wasn't here but ya know. rumors and shit.

brendon: ANYWAYS. what's wrong with ty?

josh: I'm going to propose to him.

frank: oh

frank: my

Frank: God.

gerard: IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY FOR YEARS. *pops champagne bottle*

hasley: are they always like this?

josh: unfortunately.

hasley: shit.

josh: anyways, so this is my plan and I need your guys help.

brendon: we are here for you.

gerard: yep me and Frank too.

dallon: me too, only if I get a date with the cute boy with the forehead.

brendon: done. :) let's do this.

josh: wait what happened to ryan?

brendon: apparently he would actually go out and cheat on me. it's whatever I don't want to think about that.

dallon: damn boy. I'm sorry about that.

josh: sorry for asking bro.

brendon: it's okay. So the plan?

josh: oh, so that plan is this-