The New Girl on the Block (WIP)

Chapter V: Great News

"Back the fuck up you sons of bitches.." Jack threatened. Mark and Felix had him pinned against the railing to the stairs.
"Should we, Mark?" Felix sarcastically asked.
"Nah, this is fun!" He replied mischievously. While they were distracted, Jack jumped over the railing next to him and landed on the staircase! He slid down the banister and ran out the back door. Mark and Felix followed him, but he locked the door behind him.
"MARK, OPEN THE DOOR!"
"I CAN'T, THE LOCK IS STUCK!"
"WELL THEN USE YOUR BIG, AMAZING MUSCLES AND PUSH IT OPEN!"
"you think they're big and amazing?"
"of course I dON'T! OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!"
"FINE YOU MEANIE!" Mark pushed open the door with all his might. He looked rather proud. But before he could bask in his glory, Felix pushed him outta the way to go and find Jack.
"Oh god, where did that little potato go?" Felix asked.
"Come and find me, you hairy meatball!" The potato responded! Mark and the hairy meatball raced in the direction of the voice, but ran into a speaker under the porch. Jack had used the speaker to throw them off!
"That's it. Come out and fight me!" Mark called out.
"I'd rather not." Jack was talking through the speaker again.
"Ugh! We're never gonna find him!" Felix sat down in a chair and laid his head in his hands. Mark sat down next to him and looked up. There was a silhouette on top of the canopy. Jack? Mark got up and peeked over the edge of it. He couldn't see much, but he did see the bright green beacon!"
"Felix!" Mark whispered.
"Yeah?"
"Look above you." Felix too saw the silhouette.
"Jack?" He asked. Mark nodded.
"Okay, here's the plan! You'll go up on the second story and drop water on him. Then, he'll hop down and I'll jump him. Got it?" Felix nodded approvingly and ran into the house. Mark found some old rope and was prepared to  get him.

Short time skip. WhOoOOoOoO!!

Felix was in position with the water bucket. he slowly tipped the bucket over. He continued to do that until the whole bucket of water spilled on Jack's head!
"DUDE! WHAT THE FUCK!" Jack hopped down like Mark expected and Mark tackled him.
"Gotcha now, bitch!" Mark and Felix dragged him to the garage.
"What now?" Mark asked, "We caught him." Felix whispered in his ear.
"Tickle torture.." Mark looked excited.
"I hold him down. You do it.." Mark went up to Jack and held him down. Felix went up to him with a sly smile.
"What are you guys gonna do to me....?"

tiME SkiP (poor Jack. poor, poor jack)

"HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHA- FINE! I'll talk. What do you wanna know?"
"We wanna know who you like." Felix demanded.
"Fine. But if you tell anyone, you two are some dead motherfuckers." Mark and Felix leaned in close, "*sigh* Signe. Okay? I like Signe." Felix and Mark were silently fangirling.
"Dude, you gotta ask her out!" Mark told him.
"Yeah!" Felix agreed.
"Hell no!"
"Come on! Don't be a little bitch. Do it!" Mark encouraged.
"You're one to talk! I don't even know if she likes me, but you and Amy on the other hand.." Jack butted back.
"Fine. If you ask Signe out, Mark will ask Amy out." Felix negotiated.
"Ok.. I'll do it!" Jack agreed.
"OH NO. OH NO." Mark disagreed. Felix grabbed Mark's hand and bent his finger backwards, "FINE I'LL DO IT JUST STOOOPPP PLEASE!!"
"So, do we have a deal?" Felix asked.
"We have a deal!"

Let's leave the dudes. It's Amy's perspective now. She is with Signe at Amy's house.

"You know what this means, right?" I asked her.
"No, what?"
"You have to go to the dance with Jack."
"Whaaatt? I can't! He didn't ask me!" *buzz* Both my phone and Signe's lighted up.. MARK ASKED ME TO THE DANCE!!
"SIGNE! MARK ASKED ME TO THE DANCE!"
"AMY! SEAN ASKED ME TO THE DANCE!" We screamed in unison.
"We need dresses!" I yelled
"And shoes!"
"And a hair appointment!"
"And a manicure!"
"And a pedicure!"
"And-"
"Money.."
"Yeah... we'll need money.."
"How are we gonna get money Signe?"
"We can pool together some money!" After calculations, we decided that we needed $500 total.
"$500! Signe, we don't have $500!"
"It's fine. How much do you have?"
"I have $200."
"I do too. All we need is another $100."
"I think I can help with that." Mom appeared at the door. She was listening in on the whole thing!
"You don't have to Mom!"
"Yeah Mrs. Nelson! We can totally work for it!"
"No," Mom sternly said, "this is your first dance Signe, and you finally get to go with Mark, Amy. I want to make sure you have the times of your lives."
"I do too." There was another voice at the hallway. Dad?
"Dad...?" (in my story, Amy's dad is a veteran and he was sent off to war a while back) I asked cautiously.
"Amy." I ran towards him, tears in my eyes and basically tackled him.
"Dad, I missed you so much!" I had so many words to say but I couldn't get anything other than that out, "I can't believe you're here!"
"I missed you too, sweetie. And besides, did you really think that I'd miss your first dance with a date? I also gotta find time to interrogate this 'date' of yours... kidding!"
"I just.. I can't.. thank you."
"Well I think I should probably leave you two to plan. Signe, is it right?"
"Yeah. It's an honor to meet you sir." she responded. Dad smiled, I haven't seen him smile since he left, and then exited the room... not before giving me and Signe a $100 bill. We simply smiled at each other and started to plan immediately.

Time Skip! It's the day afterwards, and Amy and Signe are helping to plan the dance. It's a third person perspective now.

"HEY SIGNE! ARE THESE BALLOONS GOOD?" Amy yelled across the gym. Signe looked back and gave her a huge thumbs up. Amy was talking to another girl, Kelly, about he music arrangements.
"You know the band Starbomb?" Kelly asked.
"Yeah, they're made of some kids from school. They seem pretty cool. That Brian guy doesn't seem to talk much, though." Amy responded.
"They offered to do the music, would they be good?"
"They'd be perfect actually.. good job Kelly!" Kelly was about to respond with something but immediately rushed away. Amy turned, and to her disgust, saw the bleach blondie and her black haired friend. Blondie was Linda and the black haired girl was Olivia.
"Hey, hoe. How about we have a little talk?" Linda approached Amy first. Olivia was next
"I think we should. Now that you don't have Mark or Jack protecting you. Let's talk.."

OKAY! NEW CHAPTER FINALLY OUT! I am so bad, I am so sorry! I forgot that I even had Wattpad lol. And I know that the Grumps weren't really even in this chapter like I had said they'd be, but I had a different idea, and I like this one much better! Well I hope you enjoyed it (if there is anyone still reading his god-awful story lmao), I enjoyed writing it!
-bawaow (btw does anyone get the reference in my name? no..? okay then...)