FilthyFrank x Reader Oneshots

Romance

There he stood in the moonlight, looking as autistic as ever.

He smelt like ravioli and he was probably a homosexual, but you thought he was handsome as ever.

You walked up to him.

"Hey Frank."

"Heh, hey faggot."

"Frank i think ur a hawt gaymurr gurll xD."

"Why thank you."

"You wanna go get some ravioli?"

"Sure, but one thing first."

"What?"

He leaned forward and whispered,"I'm vegan."
Into your ear.

So he was a homosexual.

Huh.