FilthyFrank x Reader Oneshots

Japanese 101

"Ni hao, teriyaki." You say as you walk into the kitchen.

Frank took off his glasses and glared at you, his coinslot eyes making him look like a goddamn parking meter or some shit.

"Ni Hao is Chinese, you uncultered ass-wagon. You probably think ketchup is spicy, you're that uncultured."

The bok-choy chingchong was laughing his ass off.

You are mad now.

You lead him to the bathroom, he thinks its gunna be a sexy time, but really, you end up drowning him in the bathtub full of ramen.

"Nighty Night, you coinslot eyed jap. Hope you like chicken broth."

And that was the death of Francis of the Filth.

OR WAS IT?!?!
DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!