"Aww Frank, you actually look nice for once." You said to your probably diseased boyfriend, Frank.
He was standing there in a lab coat, you know damn well he's not a real doctor. He may have a phD in Severe Internet Retardation, but that doesn't make him a-
"HAHAHAHA WHAT ARE YOU, GAYEH?" fRankU SHOUTED LIKE AN AUTISTIC BRONTOSAURUS.
"LEARN HOW TO TAKE A COMPLIMENT, YOU ABSOLUTE Le ee e e EEEEECH!!!!!" YOY SHOUT BACK, YOU ABSOLUTNE FOKKING SAVAGE .
"WHTA DID YOU JUSR CALL M E ?!!""" FRANKU YODELED.
"A Le e e. E e. E e CH!!!!" You screeched. [Oh shit, that rhymed, those bars, those thicc fucking BARSS]
Franku slithered away in disgust.
He was not a leech.
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FilthyFrank x Reader Oneshots
Fanficew **Disclaimer**(These fics are about the FilthyFrank persona, not Joji)
