The story I made when I was 10 (WARNING: CRINGEY!)

Aventure of left 4 dead (PAGE 1)

These grammar mistakes are suppose to be in this, as by my 9 or 10 year old self totally GREAT grammar.
I use to like (as in crush) Ellis and my 9 year old self decided to make a x reader of me and my friend! I will make my friend a different name to hide her idenity, but keep my name in there (McKenna). This is exactly written how it is on paper. I don't understand how my mom wasn't cringing at this when she read it.

Hi ellis said McKenna hi said Ellis I am going to see Kieth today. Wanna come? Sure can I bring a friend her name is *Mary* said mckenna sure said Ellis a few mines later.
Hi do you want to come with me and Kieth with Ellis and me said McKenna. Sure can Zoey come said *Mary* sure said McKenna hi zoey do you to Kieth with me ellis said and McKenna is getting us a privit plane (A/N: supposely I had enough money at the time, like Donald Trump, to get a private plane. Great thinking 9 year old McKenna) said Ellis I can't believe Nick would be that nice (A/N: wait McKenna wtf you're getting your own name messed up with Nick) said McKenna I made him do that said Ellis 203 plane is here said the plane person.

That's us said ellis I all sitting in the middle on *Mary* (boi McKenna wtf, ON her) and McKenna said Ellis
(So we just met at an airport and in a second got a private plane set with my Donald Trump money, and now he wants to sit with me. I TOTALLY ship these two- not) were does Kieth live said *Mary* in Indiana said Ellis (*coughs* GEORGIA) so an hour said Zoey

At Indinia
WELCOME to Indiana! Ellis shouted you Don't need to yell said Zoey
Hi Kieth said Ellis high fiving Kieth guess what Ellis said Kieth what said Ellis I got you a hourse said Kieth YAY said Ellis this is the best day ever I was always wented a hourse now I am happy about it said Ellis I want a dog said *Mary* ok said Zoey anyway I will go over here with my hourse I am going to pet it and ride it good bye said Ellis  I will be over here with my horse said Ellis

(I don't think it would be safe to just go on a private plane and where they live with a stranger you talked to for 2 seconds. McKenna at this age probably didn't know about stranger danger)

Give a vote to send blessings to me for having to reread my old self. You'll get a 2x the size of a bleach jug if you vote!

This is not a joke, I REALLY wrote this.

(Just I crossed out her name)