Romione And Hinny Headcanons

Romione - sandwich

"Did you just compare me to a sandwich?"

"Well a - a very good sandwich!" answers Ron defensively "You know how much I love bacon sandwiches. I just meant - it was a compliment! Honest!"

He squirms under Hermione's gaze and she tries very hard not to smile. She knows his intentions were good, and the nice thing would be to let him continue kissing his way down her neck, which, even if it apparently made him think of sandwiches, had been really quite pleasant. This moments alone had been very few and difficult to find since their return from Australia.

This time, though, could wait for just a moment.

"Comparing a girl to a sandwich. Interesting." She muses because she's been waiting to use this card for a long time. "I wonder if it was written in your copy of Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches."

Ron nearly falls off the couch. "What?" he yelps. "How - I mean, what are you talking about?"

"I found it in your room" she says, after waving off his feeble denial with her hand. "It looked quite well-worn. I saw you had bookmarked a few sections and -"

Ron lets out a low groan and covers up his face with his hands.

"For what it's worth," she says taking pity of him, "I thought it was quite cute"

He peers at her trough his fingers. "Oh no!" he moans. "Cute? The book said that's the worst thing that can happen. You're supposed to see me like a Hungarian Horntail, not a Pygmy Puff!"

Hermione laughs. "You're the baddest boy I know" she says soothingly.

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