Kristoffer Martin
@flinsTUNs
Mendoza
1:54PM
Ah yes, the Kristoffer Martin
Fancy seeing you here and not at Alden's dms, huh?
1:56PM
Yeah, I just realized we haven't met properly yet
Hi, I'm Kristoffer
Best friend ng lalaking nagpapatibok ng puso mo
1:58PM
I'm Maine
Si Maine na nagsasabi ng, "don't me"
2:00PM
HAHA
You're very funny
I can see why RJ is very fond of you
2:03PM
Stoooop
Sipain ko bayag mo
2:05PM
Hmm RJ told me about your fascination with balls 😂
2:06PM
I'm gonna kill him
2:08PM
Don't kill my best friend
He talks about you all the time it's disgustingly adorable
2:09PM
Really? What does he say??
2:10PM
So now you're interested huh
2:12PM
Nice talking to ya then
2:13PM
WAIT COME BACK
2:14PM
He tells us na sana magkita na kayo
He even told me about nung sa SPS
2:16PM
And one time he even asked me what are the best beaches here in Manila
I asked him para saan but he just smiled and I automatically assumed it had something to do with you
I stalked your account and saw you tweeted about beaches so yeah
2:19PM
Maine?
2:22PM
So Alden talks about me all the time?
2:22PM
Um have I not made that clear enough?
2:24PM
Martin, you are my new best friend
2:25PM
Hells yeah
Screw RJ 😎
2:26PM
No wait, you screw RJ
While I offer you kids protection like that mom in Rich Girls
2:28PM
Do you mean Mean Girls?
2:30PM
Oh yeah haha
RJ made me watch it idk I fell asleep
2:31PM
He made you watch it?
HAHAHAHAHA
Alden made you watch Mean Girls man that is so funny
2:33PM
Don't tell him I said that
2:34PM
Now he's gonna kick my balls
You see I need my balls
I'm not like RJ
He already has you
Eh ako wala akong jowa
I need my balls
To carry on the family name
Masayadong makamandag ang isang Martin para hindi pagreproducan
2:38PM
Damn chill
I don't need your stupid ballsack narrative geez
2:40PM
Okay good
I didn't know why I did that
2:42PM
Kristoffer
2:44PM
Ugh you're name is too long to type
Anong nickname mo
2:45PM
Tun na lang
2:46PM
Nah that's everyone's name for you na
Come on I'm your bestfriend! Don't I deserve that privilege 😎
2:47PM
