Keefe: Oh man! This is just what I've been waiting for! If any of you ladies need a strong, kind, humble, handsome man to protect you *Looks at Foster* look no farther!
Sophie: *Looks at wrist* And when is he arriving?
Keefe: *Deadpan look*
Sophie: *Smirks*
Biana: *Clears throat* So, where are we going exactly?
Tam: *Comes out of shadows* BOO!
Biana: *Screeches*
Keefe: *Squeal*
Tam: *Laughs*
Fitz: *Studies Keefe*
Keefe: *Breathes in and out* *Tries to regain composure*
Fitz: *Smiles* Keefe, did you just squeal?
Keefe: *Looks shocked at Fitz* Uh-WHAT? That was the pig in the room, *scoffs*
Lihn: *Looks around expectantly* What pig? Sophie do you have a--"
Biana: When's Dex going to get here? *Looks at door worriedly*
Keefe: *Looks at Sophie*
Sophie: *Puzzled look* He should be here soon... *Trials off*
Biana: *Smooths out hair subtly*
Keefe: *Smirks* *Looks at Biana's hand and to Sophie's* Say, Biana? *scratches back of head innocently* Where'd you get that ring, or should I say who you got it from? *Wiggles eyebrows*
Biana: *Instinctively clutches right hand* *Twists finger nervously* Dex gave it to me. *Glares at Keefe*
Keefe: *Rubs invisible beard with index finger and thumb* Interesting, interesting *Mumbles*
is this the same Dex you are currently waiting for?
Biana: *Glares at Keefe* Actual--
Dex: *Pops head through door* *Smiles exposing dimples* Hey guys! *Takes off coat* So who's excited for this haunted house?
Biana: *Smiles* I think we all are--
Keefe: Great! Dex is here! We were actually just discussing Biana's new accessory! *Head points to ring*
Dex: *Blushes a little* Actually it's just a panic switch like Sophie's and Fitz's and--
Keefe: And it'll be great for Biana to use when she needs her hero in shining armor!
Sophie: *Starts laughing*
Keefe: *Uneasy smile* Um, what's so funny? *Laughs awkwardly*
Sophie: *Red in the face* *Through laughter* You....Sa-aid hero....in....shining armor!
Keefe: *Looks confused*
Sophie: *Fans herself with hand* *Calms down enough to correct Keefe* It's knight in shining armor, not hero! *Laughs again*
Keefe: *Rolls eyes* Lets just go to this haunted house already!
LEAPS AWAY
Sophie: So I guess we can all get into group--
Keefe: *Screams* I CALL FOSTER *People look at them judgementally* *Kids glare* *Keefe glares back at all of them; even the elderly*
Sophie: *Stiffles laugh with sleeve*
Dex: Okay then *Mumbles* no surprise there
Fitz: Lihn?
Lihn: *Beams* Yeah, definitely!
Tam: *Looks painfully at Biana* *Looks at Lihn* *Debates between both groups* Well Lihn and I stick together, so *Looks longingly at Biana* *Trudges over to Fitz and Lihn*
Dex: *Smiles wide* *Notices people looking at him* *Straight face* *Coughs awkwardly* Okay, that's cool I guess
Sophie: *About to explode with happiness*
Biana: *Looks giddy*
Keefe: Lets get this show, on the road! *Fists pumps air while dragging Foster with other arm to entrance*
Sophie: *Smiles*
Summary of Biana and Dex: Walk in silence. Take turns screaming at things that pop out. Laugh afterwards. Hold hands throughout the whole thing.
Summary of Fitz, Lihn, and Tam: Tam growls at Fitz when he tries to hold Lihn's hand. Lihn blushes. (Yes Tam actually growled) Tam kicks stones and pouts about being with FItz and Lihn instead of Biana. Lihn glares at Tam when he can't see. Tam bored and watches Lihn scream. Growls when Lihn grasps Fitz arm/bicep area. Fitz smiles. Fitz screams. Tam silent whole time except for the occasional growl.
Summary of Sophie and Keefe's time: Keefe walks in all macho like with arm around Sophie. Starts looking around nervously. Screams at everything suspicious including a table. Sophie laughs. Keefe clutches Sophie, insisting she enters first through every door and hallway. Sophie rolls eyes and laughs. Keefe traumatized at the end, shaking in fear. Sophie makes a joke about how he's always so fearless when it comes to the Neverseen, how come a little haunted house freaked him out so much. Keefe looks at Sophie and screeches little? Bronte could actually learn to smile faster than it took to go through that house.
Keefe makes Sophie promise not to tell anyone what happened or else he'll eat Iggy. Yes, he did say eat Iggy. The sad truth is Sophie believed him.
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This Could Only Mean Trouble
RandomWho wants to see the gang react to weird things like pancakes and school lunch? WELL I DO!!!! *Please, don't all scream at once* *Awkward silence* You all are jumping for joy right now, aren't you? *Cricket noises* Well, then. *Walks away awkwar...
