Who wants to see the gang react to weird things like pancakes and school lunch?
WELL I DO!!!!
*Please, don't all scream at once*
*Awkward silence*
You all are jumping for joy right now, aren't you?
*Cricket noises*
Well, then.
*Walks away awkwar...
Sophie: Hey, here you guys go *Hands out sticks in shiny tinfoil paper*
Dex: *Scrunches up his face* Hm, what Earth gadget is this? *Mumbles*
Sophie: *Stares at Dex* Um, you're supposed to eat it
Keefe: *Gulps* *Starts coughing while holding his throat*
Sophie: KEEFE!!!
Grady: *Runs into room* *Does harmlick remover*
Keefe: *Clutching thoat* What sorcery is this? *Demands while glaring at gum*
Sophie: Keefe, you weren't supposed to swallow it!
Keefe: *Aghast* Wh-Wasn't supposed to swallow it! *Voice Crack* You said to eat it! And when you eat things you tend to swallow them too! *Screeches* *Crosses arms over chest*
Sophie: Well that's what happens when you don't let me explain things before you throw it in your mouth! Just cause it looks edible doesn't mean it is! *Shudders remembering the glue incident*
Keefe: Well I'm sorry that humans make glue look like icing! I mean really? Who does that?
Biana: It was runny and shinny?
Keefe: So? It really looked like icing!
Sandor: What icing have you been eating?
Sophie: Okay then, here! *Shoves Iphones into everyone's hands before they start fighting*
Keefe: Instagram? Can I eat it? *Asks excitedly while opening mouth to shove phone into*
Sophie: NO! *Screams* It's not edible!
Keefe: *Shrugs*
Sophie: *Sighs* Okay, this is Social Media.
Dex: This is so laggy. Like how is this useful? It takes like five minutes to load?
Sophie: Humans don't have elvish technology
Dex: Still, I thought they were decent, but man. Someone who wasn't a technopath could do better then this piece of junk.
Sophie: Dex come on! Just try it, please?
Biana: OMG! OMG! I have five million followers!
Sophie: *Gawks* Wh-What? How?
Biana: I dunno, I just posted a few pictures--
Fitz: She means two million
Biana: *Smacks Fitz upside the head* No! It was only sixty-four!
Fitz: Well I have *Frowns* two million.
Sophie: I just gave you that!
Fitz: *Shrugs*
Keefe: Well I have one billion, but I really don't get why they're stalking me.
Sophie: Their are only about 7.2 billion humans? How did you get one billion followers in a few minutes?
Keefe: *Shrugs* You can have them, I don't really want to be stalked.
Sophie: *Eye rolls* Keefe, they aren't actually following you everywhere, they just read your posts
Keefe: *Eyes widen* Um, Sophie.
Sophie: Yeah?
Keefe: Look out the window.
Sophie: *Looks out window* *Faints*
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