This Could Only Mean Trouble

REACT TO.......Farms

DISCLAIMER! I MADE ALL CHARACTERS REALLY SASSY FOR NO APPARENT REASON! MAYBE FOR YOUR OR MY AMUSEMENT! BUT YES, THEY ARE ALL SERVING SOME MAJOR SASS I DON'T THINK YOU'RE READY FOR!

Sophie: I swear to--

Keefe: *Gasped* *Wide eyed* Sophie! How dare you? Swearing? My gosh! I can't--

Sophie: *Gave him an appalled look* No! No that's not--

Keefe: I can't believe you'd swear? You know what they say, it's always the perfect, good ones that are really the rebels.

Sophie: .......

Biana: *Twirls lock of hair* So what are you rebelling?

Sophie: *Turns to face Biana* *Glares* I'm not rebelling anything. Can we just--guys--seriously--get through ONE, just ONE, react without all of you almost giving me an aneurysm?

Keefe: *Raises finger* *Eyebrows crease* What's an--

Sophie: *Interrupts Keefe* Okay good! Now that we are all on the same page, I guess we'll light leap!

Dex: *Shaking slightly* We aren't going back to the Forbidden Cities, right?

Biana: *Gives him funny look* Are you okay?

Sophie: *Sighs in exasperation* Have you not just been listening to me for the past fifteen minutes?

Dex: *Shrugs sheepishly* *Turns a little red* Um, Sophie, I thought you'd realize it by now, but uh yeah--

Sophie: *Looks unfazed* Just spill it Dex, I promise I'll try not to get too mad.

Dex: Uh yeah, right, sorry. But uh, we kind of, uh, tune you out, uh half the time when you talk about uh these things. Uh, yeah. That's all, kind of uh thought you uh already knew that *Rubs back of neck awkwardly*

Sophie: *Stares at Dex with tongue poking out of mouth in shock* *Looks like going to say something* *Thinks better than* Well then, good to know I'm appreciated.

Fitz: *Gives Sophie an earnest look* Don't be that way Sophie, it'll be fun. It always--

Sophie: *Looks at him like are you crazy* Have you been on vacation? Nothing about this is fun. It's like babysitting a bunch of flying squirrels who also happen to be bratty children.

Dex: *Gently touches Sophie's arm* Um, I can't go with you today.

Sophie: *Concern and worry take over immediately* What? Why? Come on, Dex! It'll be fun! It always is!

Fitz: *Gives Sophie a how dare you look* Okay then Sophie.

Dex: *Nervously looks around* Well, last time we did this, I ended up owning a National Park. I really don't want to go through all of THAT drama again. Especially with the interviews, too many questions about useless information. It practically screams wasted time!

Sophie: *Snorts* Oh please! I'm not taking you guys anywhere special or with a lot of people. Before you all can go back to public settings, you need to prove that you can handle it.

Tam: *Raises eyebrows skeptically* What are we? Five? I didn't realize we were grounded.

Sophie: *Looks Tam up and down* *Tilts head to the side* I'd say you were about seven, but you know, five works too. But, you all have been acting intolerable ever since this whole thing started. Never mind all the messes you've all caused! So, today should be easy. And I have no doubts that we will all come out of this as proper people who are mature and don't fling food at each other.