This is a LONG overdue chapter dedicated to:
Sophie: *Looks at everyone cautiously* Look, this is your last chan--
Biana: *Wide eyed* Is that a princess? ROYALTY live here? Sophie you didn't--
Sophie: *Looks at Biana annoyed* Maybe if you had let me finish--
Keefe: *Dying sound comes from his throat* *Starts jumping up and down* OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOSH! OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHMMMMMYYYYYYGOSH!
Sophie: Guys! Let me finish--
Keefe: *Hugs Sophie while jumping up and down* Thankyouthankyouthankyou! You didn't tell me SHE'D be here!
Sophie: *Looks confused and slightly jealous* Who's this SHE?
Keefe: *Points in other direction* Anna and Elsa, duh!
Tam: *Gives Keefe a judgey look* You're excited to meet some princesses who aren't even real?
Keefe: *Looks over at Tam in shock*
Fitz: *Shakes head* Why? What did I do to deserve this? What horrors have I committed? *Continues rambling*
Keefe: *Slaps Tam Across the Face* How DARE you say they aren't REAL! They are STANDING right there aren't they? *Continues rant on how amazing Elsa and Anna are*
Sophie: *Shouts* Guys! Listen, guys! Come on, stop arguing! EVERYONE SHUT UP! *People stare at Sophie* *Parents cover their kids ears* *Blushes*
Biana: *Looks at Sophie disappointed* Sophie! There are kids here! Do you want us to get in trouble?
Sophie: I'm sorry, you all just aren't--
Linh: Where's Dex?
Dex: *Cornered by reporters* *Fangirls handing him papers* Help! *Gulps in fear*
Sophie: *Fights her way through the crowd* What happened?
Dex: *Whispers* All I said was that I was a Dizznee
Sophie: *Facepalm*
Fitz: *Screams* SOPHIE!
Sophie: *Runs over to Fitz* What happened?
Fitz: *Lipstick stains over his body* *Missing buttons on his shirt* *Lost a shoe and a sock* *Pants* *Points* Fangirls. They came out of nowhere, and attacked me! It was like they thought I was some famous person!
Sophie: *Shakes her head* This was a bad idea
Biana: *Angry Shout* Sophie!
Sophie: *Runs over* What's wrong with you?
Belle: *Points an accusatory finger at Biana* She came over and started critiquing me! Claiming I wasn't Belle. She also tried to rip out my hair extensions--I mean my hair. And she tried to fix my--
Biana: *Angrily stomps towards her* I did no such thing! You are an imposter, and you were lying to the poor little girl who didn't know better! Also, your makeup is all wrong and your acting? Pathetic! Grow your own hair, you horse killer!
Belle: *Scoff* Why you little---
Keefe: *Shouts angrily* Unhand me! It's his fault! He shouldn't be here! I was protecting Anna and Elsa! Hans is the one who should be locked up! He tried to murder Elsa and Anna! I was protecting everyone!
AMBULANCE SIRENS IN THE DISTANCE
Sophie: Keefe! What'd you do?
Keefe: *Shouts* Sophie! She'll tell you! She also saw the video! Hans tried to kill Anna and Elsa! I saw him here, and started beating him up! I was doing your job for you!
Biana: *Shoves Bell down steps* You pathetic sorry excuse for an actor!
Sophie: *Wide eyed* Biana! What did you do that for?
Biana: She tried to rip my dress and she threw mud at me!
Sophie: *Messages temples*
Fitz: *Runs out of Disneyland with a horde of drooling girls chasing him*
Tam: *Looks traumatized*
Sophie: *Exasperated* What happened to you?
Tam: *Shivers* So. Much. Happy. People.
IN THE CAR
Everyone: SILENT
Sophie: I can't believe you guys. To think I was stupid enough to think you could behave in public!
Linh: *Interrupts* But I didn't--
Sophie: Quiet! Biana, beating up an employee because she was acting? That's her job! None of it's actually real!
Biana: *Looks down ashamed*
Keefe: Elsa and Anna--
Sophie: AND YOU! Beating up Hans? Really? He couldn't even walk out to the stretcher!
Keefe: *Smiles* *Giggles*
Sophie: *Glares*
Keefe: *Coughs to hide it* *Pretends to be sad*
Sophie: And I can't believe you can't solve a problem with a few girls. Seriously? You didn't need to punch the one! She might press charges!
Fitz: She was the one who--
Sophie: I don't care!
FIVE MINUTES OF SILENCE
Linh: Where's Dex?
BACK AT DISNEY LAND:
Manager/Owner: I hereby give my ownership to the rightful owner and heir to Dexter Dizznee. He has showed tremendous genius with the improvements he has made to the park. And may I say DRASTIC improvements. The technology here is ahead of its time!
Dex: Please, please, save your applause. *Bows*
Newspaper article:
DEXTER DIZZNEE NEW OWNER OF DISNEY LAND AND MULTIMILLIONAIRE EXTRAORDINARE!
A/N: Hope you liked that ;)
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