"Cat?"
Dan smiled as wide as he could. He was waiting for his lover to come down the stairs. Cat, the love of Dan's life gracefully strolled down the stairs of their apartment.
"Cat can you make me soup?"
Dan asked. She always knew how to make the best soup for Dan.
"What type of soup would you like, dear?"
Cat said as she sat next to him on the couch.
"Surprise me." Dan replied.
Cat knew exactly what to make.
As cat threw open the kitchen cupboards looking for the ingredients, she saw a single can of ox tail tomato chicken vegetable asparagus beef pea mutton broth clam chowder Campbell's soup. She was drawn towards it— as if it wanted her to make it. She did. What a mistake. Little did she know, this was poison.
"Dan," Cat said joyfully.
"Soups ready!"
Dan sat down next to cat at the table as she served him the soup. He took one bite and said,
"yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....."
"Oh no !!" Cat yelled.
"It must be poison!"
Cat took the empty ox tail tomato chicken vegetable asparagus beef pea mutton broth clam chowder Campbell's soup can and knocked dan out with it. She dragged Dan out to the dumpster and that is when Phil trash #1 came to be.
The ox tail tomato chicken vegetable asparagus beef pea mutton broth clam chowder Campbell's soup still haunts her every night. She decided to start making youtube videos to get her mind off things.
Dan was woken up by the voice of an angel.
"Am I dead? Am I in Heaven?" Dan said.
"No," the voice said.
"You are in a Dumpster. I am Phil."
That is when Dan and Phil met. They decided to create youtube videos and got famous. Dan and Cat still keeps their past a secret, but I know the truth and now you do too.
