FNAF Short RANDOMNESS

Is the fandom still alive?

Me: *pokes the fandom*

Me: wow, the fandom looks dead.

Bonnie: Ikr

Me: How to make it look alive again?

Chicago (A.K.A Toy Chica):
I say we do a CPR.

Me: k then.

Me: *does CPR*

Chicago: *sees that the fandom is still dead* .......I think they are still dead

Me: *slaps every people on the fandom*

Me: WAKE UP LOSERS

Everyone on the fandom: *still ded*

Me: Jfc I have to make em alive...

Me: I'm gonna destroy this book

Everyone in the fandom: DONT

Me: works everytime