FNAF Short RANDOMNESS

Me Vs. Shadow the hedgehog.

Me:It's just you and me,Faker. *smirks*
Shadow:Your just a weak and a crybaby. *smirks*
Me:Let's see what pain your causing me.*prepares katana and The power of wind*
Try to catch me fool! *disappears*
Shadow:*runs all over to find me*
Me:WIND STORM,RISE!!

  Then a storm of wind rose,More like a sand blizzard. Then,Yumi came behind Shadow,Cuts Shadow's behind leaving a huge scar.

Shadow:AHHH!!!
Me:Feel the pain! For what you cause of my scars!! *rises my katana*
Shadow:*punches Yumi*
Me:Gah! *falls to the ground,Spits blood*
Shadow:Weak.
Me:Is that the best you can do?!
SAND STORM RISE! BLIZZARD RISE!! FEAR ME!
Shadow:You are weak.
Me:I'm a 11 year old child who survived a war! I'm a soldier! I'M A LEGEND. NOW SAY GOODBYE.
Shadow:NOO!! *GETS GRINDS UP*
Announcer:Yumi wins...FATALITY.
Ian:CUT! CUT!
Me:I have a cut? From a hedgehog.
Yes i have a cut.
Ian:That cut was huge!!
My eyes can't believe it!
Me:Would you like to join the samurais?
Ian:Sure,If the owner really wants to.
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@IansNovels
Can you join us? We are a few people in this Army.
Please?