How to Stupidly Protect yourself

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by ChancesAreNothing

by ChancesAreNothing

1.Always have a tasergun.
2.Punch them in the face.
3.*For girls*Kick where the sun doesn't shine.
4.Tell them a stupid story before they kill you.
5.Can you repeat all of these?
6.*For boys*Kick their butts.
7.Hit them with a hard ball/Rock.
8.Become a friend of them.
9.Warn them that if they kill you,You will have revenge that day.
10.Stupidly let them die with a tasergun.*See number 1*
SHOULD I SAY MORE?!
11.Let them write something in a wall..like "The middle finger is not a ninja hand sign." Over and over again
12.Say something stupid..bwfore they kill you.
13.Talk dirty to them ;)
14.Sing badly and high pitched voice until they go away :)
15.Play Fnaf with them and see if they get scared.
16.Play a horror game with them
17.Idk..Plan what you want.
18.If you kill them by accident..Say this "Say something i'm giving up on you.."
19.Almost there bro ;)
20.AHHH!
21.Scream loudly till they run away from you.
22.Squeeze them to death
23.Idk about you but i hope you f*cking do!
24.Nothing
25.End of the story of senpai.

The end!