FNAF Short RANDOMNESS

Oh god.

Me:This book is going to blow!!!
Take cover!!
Everyone:*takes cover*
Book:*explodes*
Me:Is it over?
Oh god. This book belongs to...
ME?!
HOLY CHEEZUS RICE!
WHY PEOPLE WANT TO EXPLODE
MY BOOKS?!
Goldie:Because they're special.
They're too special for them.
Me:Oh god.
What the hell is going on?!
C.Me:Huehuehue.
Goldie:They ARE two Yumi's?!
*faints*
Me:First faint of Goldie. Huehuehue.
*takes a photo*
Bon:Huehue.
Everyone:Hue hue hue.
Me:*HITS THE AIR HORN*
Goldie:Holy shit!!!
No! No!! This isn't soccer?!
Me:Yep. *HITS THE AIR HORN*
BEEEEPP!!!
Everyone:....
Me:..
Uh...The end?