A fangirl at school:
Teacher: Strop drawling those rune things all over your papers.
Teacher: Stop clicking your pen. It is not a sword.
Teacher: No. It is not a metaphor. This is math class.
Teacher: Stop reading and pay attention.
Teacher: Why do you only raise your hand with three fingers? And stop whistling that tune!
Teacher: That's it! I'm sending you to the principal's office!
Me: I am divergent and I can't be controlled.
