*20 years from now*
Daughter: so I like this band---
Me: Omg I'm so sorry
Daughter: Sorry?
Me: I'll call the teachers
Daughter: Why are you---
Me: To let them know your grades will be dropping
Daughter: What are you talking ab---
Me: And you might as well say goodbye to your friends
Daughter: But I---
Me: Want me to help you with your blog?
Daughter: I don't have a---
Me: You will
Daughter: But--
Me: Shh. It's already done. There's no turning back.
