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by psychedbitch

by psychedbitch

In which a girl purposely dials the wrong number for a hundred times.

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Noah
Andrea
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"Bin! Do you think me eating a banana in the middle of the night's.. Normal? Well come to think of it, I ate biscuits before and I think it was normal."

". . ."

"Hey! Why aren't you talking?"

". . ."

"Now your just pissing me off."

"What are you talking about?"

"Kate? Why is your voice so gruffy and just ew. Are you sick?"

"Do I sound like a girl named Kate to you?"

"Well yeah! I'll never know. Btw, I'm on my period! Haha. Fuck."

"Damn woman! You need not to tell me that."

"Now look who's grumpy Ms. Potatohead! You must also be on your period now aren't you?"

"Wait what? Hell no!"

"Now you sound like a defensive dude. Are you on drugs?"

"Jesus woman! What the hell are you talking about?"

"The Lord said never to cuss. Now shush my child."

"You just did."

"I did? I don't remember. Your talking blasphemy now. That's an even worst sin."

"You did."

"Or so maybe I did, whatever. I don't remember it so it does not count."

"Your weird."

"Oh Kate. Tell me something I don't know."

". . ."

"Hey bin. I gotta hang up. My sister's breath is killing me."

*call ended

"What just happened?"

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