On FaceTime
*taehyung*
*Hoseok*
"MAOW!"
"What the fuck?"
"That was my kitty, she wants food probably.. "
"I FED YOU LITERALLY TWELVE MINUTES AGO WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?"
"Mew."
"God damnit,"
"This is adorable to watch ahaha :3,"
*sniff sniff*
"I think I can smell *sniff* smoke? Lemme check the kitchen,"
"Oh shit. Everything okay ?"
"FUCKING SHIT!"
"Babe!?"
"SHIT ITS ON FIRE!"
"Get out of your house! Now!"
"I-I can't! There's fire blocking the door! Fuck fuck fuck!"
"Call the fire department! I'll be there in 5!"
"Okay okay,"
