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Big boy in the parking lot with his titties on the table. 1
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Hi my name is Jin 2
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Clash of clans is ruining my life 3
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Ass out in the swimming pool 4
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She dropped the cake in the toilet whilst making out with your uncle 5
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Guinea pig fell off the sofa and might be dead 6
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Spanking myself whilst you spray me with water 7
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I can throw it out if you want 8
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Noodles just fell out the chimney and i dont know why 9
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My big fat ass is big 10
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Circumcision gone wrong 11
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Shoe in the shower 12
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Ive been mentally undresssing you this whole time 13
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Shes the only human with tusks 14
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He looks defeated 15
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Malteasers for breakfast 16
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Dad i want minstrels 17
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Do you have any moisturizer because i fucking need it 19
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Alpacas arent good pets seiriously dont do it youll regret it 18
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Why are there raisins in my granola 20
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You liked Tallulah's picture on instagram. I thought you cared about me 21
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I wish i was korean 22
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I like you i like your body but im not ready to meet the fam bam 23
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We rode on horses made of sticks 24
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Stop taking pictures of yourself Particia 25
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Youre making a cookie the music doesnt need to be that intense 26
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How basic of you 27
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Nakta is a lesbian 28
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Its time for you to leave 29
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Banana on the ground 30
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Im full but im bored so whats there to eat 31
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Hi im richardo from the ghetto 32
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I have a boyfriend fuck off Namjoon 33
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Huhuuhu 34
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He has lady hands and i like that 35
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I dont have a cat but if i did it'd probably be reAlly fat 36
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Why do dogs shit and leave it there ? 37
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Are you on medication. No neither is she. 38
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Ew why is he so flexible 39
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My dad ate a packet of malteasers infront of me and didnt offer me one 40
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Dad pleas can i have a malteser 41
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Trust me theres gonna be blood. A lot of it. I stole your tampons 42
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My dad told me he'd be back at 8 but that was 6 years ago 43
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And it keeps licking its penis 44
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No you cannot have my food 45
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Imagine an albino albanian squirrle 46
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Why is she hugging that old man. 47
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You should be at least 14 before you start the cocaine 48
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Im pretty hunky dory thanks 49
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3 yars later 50
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:D graham the shark strikes again 51
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