Just imagine this takes place where the whole Interrogation doesn't happen. All before the Homeworld fiasco happened.
Narrator's POV
''Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse."
" Uhh... Who are you?"
" You interrupted my monologue! Ahem. ''Twas the night before Christmas and all through-."
" Can you get out of my house please?"
" Fine, goodbye."
" Bye!"
These people are so rude, they won't let me do my monologue.
Steven's POV
Ahem, 'Twas the night before the night before Christmas, and all through the town. Not a creature was stirring, not even Lion. Except, he barely stirs. In the house that the young Half-Gem lived, there were 6 other people who decided to spend the night. I in my bed, and Saph on the couch, had just settled in for a long nights sleep. But POUND went the roof that arose such a clatter, they all woke up to see what was the matter. Ah! It was Peri Claus! And her unhappy reindeer Lapis.
" HO, HO, HO! Merry Christmas Everybody!"
" Neigh. Neigh. Neigh. Steven, this is stupid."
" Stay in character!" Peridot hissed " I have brought gifts for you all!"
" And you called my monologue bad! That's not even how the story goes. And if you wanted to make it fit to your scenario. Make it right! Stupid kids."
" Fine, I'll make it right Mr. Smiley."
" Steven! You weren't supposed to say Mr. Smiley!"
" Here goes the better one, ahem.
Twas the night before, the night before Christmas, when all through the town
Not a creature was stirring, not even lion, except he barely stirs.
The stockings were hung on the gas stove pipe with care.
In hopes that Peri Claus soon would be there.
The others were snuggled on 3 air mattresses, While visions of sugar-plums danced on Mabel's night dresses
And Sapph sleeping on the sofa, and I in my bed,
Had just settled down for a long nights sleep.
When out on the beach there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the screen door I flew like a flash,
Tore open the lock and pushed the door out.
The moon on the breast of the day old snow,
Gave the shine of afternoon to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, a blue reindeer, and 8 water formed ones.
With a little Dorito driver, so cat-like, and not tall
I knew in a moment it must be Peri Claus
More rapid than eagles her coursers they came,
And she whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!
"Now Aqua!now Aqua Pura! now H2O and Wuter!( Boston accent)
On Drink!On Adam's Ale! On Saliva and Tears! And you too Lapis!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"
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Steven Falls (Steven Universe x Gravity Falls)
Fanfiction{DISCONTINUED} Read at your own risk, I literally could not write at 12, and I didn't know what the heck I was talking about, so I'm sorry in advance if I offend anyone. Hi there! You're probably searching through Wattpad trying to find an exciting...
