In winter one does not simply call a pile of snow a snow pile. It is Mount. Characas and you pretend you're Legolas and try to walk on snow but fail and end up falling down getting buried in it. Curse you Saurmon!
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In winter one does not simply call a pile of snow a snow pile. It is Mount. Characas and you pretend you're Legolas and try to walk on snow but fail and end up falling down getting buried in it. Curse you Saurmon!