The Diary Of Oliver Kirkland

Dear Diary,

I am Oliver Kirkland. I am 19 years old and still single, sadly. I have found this notebook and I hope that one day someone will one day understand how it is to be me.

First of all I have messy naturally pink hair, bushy eyebrows, overly skinny, and covered in freckles (that I hate). My favourite colours are hot pink and baby blue. I always wear long sleeve shirts, sweaters, and always wear my baby blue converse. I have one pet, a cat, named Cherry. He's very naughty and gets into trouble a lot. I think that's enough for this entry...