The Diary Of Oliver Kirkland

Entry 3

Dear Diary,

Earlier I killed a cute little teenage couple on a picnic. They seem like they would make a pleasant cupcake. Oh, if only I could have that special someone in my life...

Also today Francis complimented my cooking! I feel happy about that. I rarely get praised because everyone suspects poison in my pastries. I admit I do add a pill or 5 or a body part but not all the time!

I dream of one day owning a big time bakery! It seems to far out of my reach but hey a second player can dream...

Anyways, Francis said I should start the business. It seems like a good idea but who in the right mind would buy baked good made by me, a boy with a overflowed crime history? I should stay clear of that but sometimes I can't help but wonder if its possible...

This has been Oliver Kirkland, still single and hopeful...