Hello. Are you a single, sad person who has an unfortunate attraction to anime characters? Do you find that men in real life just don't meet your standards? Do you cry yourself to sleep every night because you know you'll forever be alone?
Well, wipe those tears because I have a solution.
It's name is Mystic Messenger. After reading this, scurry on over to the app store and download it. Then, you'll be whisked away on a journey of mysteriousness, fangirlishness, hotness, and love.
You'll meet a few love interests:
707, a redheaded devout Catholic who lives his life eating chips and hacking. He's a total technical freak but also a sweetheart with stupid jokes and a love of cats.
Zen, a white haired, little known actor who is very full of himself. He has an allergy to cats, but is still pretty amazing. He may love himself, but he'll do anything to protect his significant other.
Yoosung, a blonde college student who can't pull himself away from his games. He's a sweet little cinnamon roll, but he's lost in the game of life.
Jumin, an attractive businessman who only cares for his cat, Elizabeth 3rd. He seems abrasive and maybe sometimes rude, but he's really just a big pushover with daddy issues.
Jaehee, Jumin's assistant who goes out of her way to help people and does her job flawlessly. She is also a diehard fan of Zen's acting.You can talk to these amazing characters through the game's text system (which is basically a big part of the plot) and they'll even call you so you can hear their voices~! Fall in love, plan a charity party, and cleanse souls. What more could you want from a dating sim?
*cough* okay enough of the commercial voice lmao seriously I highly recommend Mystic Messenger. The plot is deep and spooky and the interests are attractive and complicated. Here's some teasers:
I can hear your excitement. Seriously, tone it down, you're gonna make someone call the cops. Just go download the app and have fun. BUT REMEMBER THEY ARE ONLY CHARACTERS. NOT REAL PEOPLE. I'M SORRY, I KNOW. IT'S SAD. YES, I WILL CRY WITH YOU. IT'S OKAY.
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