How To Annoy Important People!!!!

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Leo POV

After finally cleaning up the stupid room with the daft Spandexians, I was very sassy and rude feeling, so of course when the big boss Fury, called me into another room, I annoyed him with banter before he got to the point.

"So Leonardo, I looked up your little riddles and discovered that you've been claiming to fight a myth -" he started.

"Not myths. Very real. Very deadly. Very, very annoying. Very easy for mortals to miss. Which also gets in the way of my job." I said.

"What's your job?" He raised his eyebrows as he asked the question.

"My job, along with a ton of others is to stop the beasts, the evil gods, and Primordials from destroying the world. I may have run away from Camp, but that doesn't mean they don't hunt me." I said. Fury raised an eyebrow.

"Who's they?" Fury asked.

"The very things in those so called myths, are the very things I fight daily." I said, smirking at the expression on his face.

"Alright, in that case, Leonardo Valdez, would you like to join the Avengers?" He asked dramatically.

"Ummm... who?" I asked.

He blinked a couple times, "um heroes who save the world from freaky things."

"Oh um yeah!" I said cheerily, "I don't have anything better to do as long as you don't mind freaky creatures bursting into places wherever I go!"

"Ummm.... sure.... how about you take the elevator upstairs. Push the A button."

"Okey dokie!" I yelled and sprinted towards the elevator.

Fury POV

ugh...  what have I done?

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