Clint got into a battle stance. I groaned.
"Dude, really? I'm shocked you're considered a mightiest hero if that's your battle stance! Your right side, mid stomach, and left side of your back are just asking to be attacked! Not to mention the fact that this position is severely impairing your senses!" I shook my head.
"Oh, yeah? Show me how you do it?" Clint asked.
"Fine.... don't say I didn't warn you!" I said in a single song voice. I got into my Greek battle stance.
Then he attacked my legs, I saw it coming a mile away and jumped over his legs. Before landing, I kicked him on the right side of his stomach. He keeled over, then recovered quickly and went for a punch to my side, I caught it and forced it across side with ease, in the process grabbing his other arm and basically making it look like he was wearing a straight jacket. This made him struggle. I let him go and he crashed to the ground. Right after he got up, I kicked him in the gut. He fell to the ground breathing hard, I didn't break a sweat. I had him in a position where no matter where he moved he was defeated.
"Yield?" I asked in a I-Told-You-So voice.
"Yield." He confirmed, "now wanna tell me what the heck that was?"
"What did you think the ADHD was for?" I asked with a smirk, "I was literally born with battle instincts. Dislexia, whatever, more like hard wired for ancient Greek. However I could teach you how to fight Greek style. Could be helpful in your missions. I mean, it's supposed to be a lost art, no one else besides demigods know about it."
"You're right that could be handy." Clint laughed, "You literally fight like Sparta!"
"True. It's more of mix of all the best Greek techniques, but Sparta is one of them." I said as I helped him up, "of course, Jason taught me some - okay A LOT - of Roman technique. It comes in handy too."
So we got started on the Greek lessons of awesomeness. Clint was truly an amateur. Ahhh..... It's fun being a teacher......
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Prisoner Of The Spandexians (Leo Valdez Meets The Avengers)
Fanfiction(Leo × Avengers Fanfic) Leo Valdez runs away from Camp after being forgotten. He finds a way to mask his scent and asks Hades to fake his death. After being considered dead, he escapes the Greek world and heads to New York A month later the Avengers...
