"Hey, kid!" Tony shouted. I didn't respond, "Kid?!" He searched for an hour, always calling me kid. I hid in the ceiling. (Using my sweet climbing skills!)
"Leo Valdez! Come here!" He said. I came immediately.
"Where were you?" He asked.
"I've stopped responding when you call me kid." I said, shrugging my shoulders. He face palmed. Clint laughed from the vents.
"He was above you the whole time you were looking!" Clint howled, "Leo, your climbing skills rock!!!"
"Wow. Great way to ruin a secret hiding spot, Clint!" I shouted, before blowtorching the vents. Clint jumped out with his pants on fire. Tony had a good laugh until I set his on fire.
"Ahhh! What was that for?!" He shouted, running to the bathroom.
"For calling me kid for an hour!" I shouted.
After everything calmed down Tony explained Fury wanted me and Tony to buy tables to replace the ones I set on fire. Tony, who didn't notice my table flaming tendencies, chewed me out. Clint decided to come with us. Then we went to the furniture store.
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We walked into Stark Tower, covered in ash, and table - less.
"I have never been so humiliated in my life." Tony grumbled, "We can't take you anywhere Valdez!"
"So I burned down the Table Department. Big deal. I've set flame to worse things." I said.
"You got us BANNED from the STORE!!!" Clint ranted, "How do you even get BANNED from a STORE?! I didn't even know that was POSSIBLE!"
Natasha watched from the couch in amusement, as everyone except Bruce were watching from the couch.
Tony for some odd reason picked up a pillow and flung it across the room, "I mean come on Leo?!"
"Why did you - is there ... uh ... a reason you just threw a pillow across the room, cause... uh ... it just knocked over a vase... and uh..." I was cut off by a very frustrated Tony.
"Dammit!" he shouted and flung another pillow. This time it hit Natasha smack dab in the face.
Everyone went silent, as Natasha went still and glared at tony. Tony gulped before screaming like a little girl, and making a run for it.
What happened next, I'm not too sure. It was a blur of an angry screaming red head, a billionaire running for his life, and a few million swear words.
Clint raised an eyebrow as we watched Natasha chase Tony around the room, "Where'd she get the frying pan?"
Oh, yeah. And a frying pan.
I shrugged, "She's a woman with big red locks, probably pulled it out of her hair."
Unfortunately, the redheaded assassin heard, and started chasing ME!
"GAH!" I shouted as a frying pan swatted where my head was, smashing a vase, "I'm sorry! I never meant to offend your beautiful head of redness!" I shrieked, jumping onto the piano to dodge a... NINJA STAR??! Where in hades did she get those NINJA STARS?!
"GUYS!" Bruce yelled, rushing in, "Um... am I interrupting something?" he asked, "Why's Leo on the Piano?" he paled, "It's not another sugar high?! Is it?!"
"No. Just trying to dodge Natasha trying to... I don't know... KILL ME!!!" I shouted. Bruce nodded.
"Well... we've got a strange man in black robes trying to 'claim Leo's soul'. " Bruce said.
"That's Hades!" I shrieked, suddenly remembering my bargain.
"Who's HADES?!" Natasha asked.
"Stop trying to kill me, and maybe I'll tell you!" I said.
She did, and I started to explain....
"I may or may not have bargained my soul a while ago..."
Then it was chaos.
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Prisoner Of The Spandexians (Leo Valdez Meets The Avengers)
Fanfiction(Leo × Avengers Fanfic) Leo Valdez runs away from Camp after being forgotten. He finds a way to mask his scent and asks Hades to fake his death. After being considered dead, he escapes the Greek world and heads to New York A month later the Avengers...
