Funny Ways to Annoy Your Friends

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(In the bathroom)

(Caution may be inappropriate or gross)

1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?''

2. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

3. '' Interesting....more sinkers than floaters''

4. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,''Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"

5. ''Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?''

6. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, ''Peek-a-boo!''

7. . Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing ''Born Free.''

8. ''Damn, this water is cold.''

9. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.

10. ''C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"

11."OH MY GOSH,Mr. Hankey is real!

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