1. CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.
2. PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
3. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
4. DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”
5. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
6. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”
7. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
8. WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.
9. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”
10. STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”
11. SWAT at flies that don’t exist.
YOU ARE READING
LMAO!!!!!(truth be told)
HumorA hilarious book for people who have no life, lol joking. But seriously you gotta read this.
