LMAO!!!!!(truth be told)

JJ JJBLONDE JOKES! (not trying to offend)

#1 A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...." The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"

#2 How do you get a blonde on the roof? Tell her drinks are on the house.

#3 What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A thought.

#4 Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

#5 Why does a blonde wear green lipstick? Because red means Stop.

#6 Did you hear about the new blonde paint? It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.

#7 Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice? Because it said 'concentrate'.

#8 What do smart Blondes and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but you never see them.

#9 Why did the blonde jump off the cliff? She thought her maxi pad had wings

#10 : How does a blonde moonwalk? She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!