Q:Have you heard of the movie constipation?
A:Cause it's not out yet!
*badum crash*
Q:What's Harry Potters favourite way of going down a hill.
A:walking,JK rolling
Q:why can't dinosaurs clap?
A:cause there dead!
(I need to stop but hey every one loves a good punny pun that doesn't have any punishment eyyyyyy!Yep I'll leave)
Q:what did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
A:arrrrr matey
Q:If two vegans has a fight would it still be beef?
Q:What's a cows favourite sing-a-long movie?
A:A Moooooooooosical!!!
W:Why did the old man sell some yeast?
A:To raise some dough.
Ok I need to think of more jokes so I'll be back.
Hopefully you would have been cured cause my jokes are bad.
