March 13
Hello, Brendon. I'm sure you already know, but my name is Patrick Stumph. We were both assigned to be pen pals over the summer, I really hope you knew that. If not, this is awkward. I didn't really know what to write for this letter. I asked my teacher and she said to introduce myself so I guess that's what I'll do.
I'm 17 years old and a Junior in high school. I live near Chicago, in Glenview, Illinois. I really like music and can play a bunch of things. I like drums the most, but guitar and piano are also up there. I really love Bowie and own literally every single thing he's ever written. I might say I'm obsessed, but I prefer "dedicated." Sounds less creepy. I also really love Costello, Waits, Nat King Cole, and Michael Jackson, of course. Maybe that's a little basic. Oh well.
That's really it, I'm not that interesting. I̶ ̶h̶o̶p̶e̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶'̶l̶l̶ ̶a̶c̶t̶u̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶s̶e̶n̶d̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶b̶a̶c̶k̶ ̶b̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶I̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶n̶k̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶s̶o̶r̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶c̶o̶o̶l̶.̶ Anyways, I guess that's all.
Bye
-Pen Pal Patrick
P.S. sorry I thought that was funny at the time and now it's in ink, so I guess I can't erase it. Oops.