2- Lance, the pun king

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*Lance has entered the chat room*

Lance- Hey guys!

*Shiro has entered the chat room*

Shiro- What is it Lance? Are you in trouble?

Lance- What do you get when you mix a vampire and a snowman?

Shiro- What in the world are you talking about?

Lance- Frostbite!

Shiro- ...

Lance- 😂😂

Shiro- Dang it Lance.

*Pidge has entered the chat room*

Lance- Hey Pidge! 😃😃

Pidge- ...hey?

Lance- Have you ever tried eating a clock?

Pidge- Lance! I know what ur doing. Enough with the terrible puns already!

Lance- It's really TIME consuming.

Pidge- I saw that one before 😑 you aren't original at all Lance.

Shiro- This chat is only supposed to be for emergencies only.

*Shiro has left the chat room*

Lance- What a stick in the mud 😒😒

*Hunk has entered the chat room*

Lance- Hey Hunk! 🙀🙀

Pidge- Don't trust him Hunk! He's on another pun spree.

Hunk- Oh, Jesus Christ. Not again

Lance- How did the tree feel in the spring?

Hunk- This is a trick question, right 🤔

Lance- Releaved 😎😎

Pidge- Oh, no 😑

Lance- Oh, yes
*Lance sent a photo*

Lance- Oh, yes*Lance sent a photo*

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*Keith has entered the chat room*

Keith- Now what do you guys want?

Lance- Yo Keith! Wanna go to the arcade?

Keith- Huh? The what?

Lance- We can go play Lance Lance revolution! 😂😂

Pidge- OMG!

Hunk- Kill me now plz 😵😵😵

Keith- What's that?

*Coran has entered the chat room*

*Allura has entered the chat room*

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