Voltron Chat Room

7- When I say Vol, u say?

(A/N): Honestly, I think this is the single most stupidest thing I've ever written. I didn't really have a plan for this chapter, and kinda just went with the flow.

Hope you like it anyways :)

*Lance, Keith, Pidge, Hunk, and Shiro have entered the chat room*

Shiro- Wow guys! That was some battle. Though it seemed impossible at first, we all managed to come together and defeat that giant, multi-colored dog robot.

Pidge- Yeah. What was the deal with that thing anyways?

Shiro- Well, you know what they say about cats and dogs. They are natural born enemy's.

Lance- You could say it was quite a...

Lance- Hairy situation! 😎😎

Pidge-....

Hunk-....

Keith-....

Shiro- Dang it Lance.

Lance- What? I'm just praising our PAW-some teamwork!

Pidge- For heavens sake Lance!

Pidge- I thought we already established you are NOT good at puns!

Lance- Aw, what's wrong Pidge? Jealous of my amazing abilities? 🐱

Pidge- Your stupidity is catastrophic Lance.

Lance- Don't you mean...

Lance- Cat' astrophic? 😂😂

Hunk- Saw that one coming. 😑

Shiro- Honestly guys. Why is it that whenever we talk on this thing, you all start act like six year old children?

Keith- Probably because they are six year old children.

Lance- Aw, come on Shiro. 😙😜

Lance- I know what can fire you guys up! When I say Vol, you say...

Keith- Uh... Voltron?

Lance- You have got to be shitin me! We just went over this Keith!

Lance- When I say Vol, you say...

Keith- ...

Keith- Vol... Voltron?

Lance- No! 😡😡😡😡 You are supposed to finish the word damn it!

Hunk- Let him be Lance. (He hasn't quite grasped the concept of human nature yet)

Hunk- Here Keith, you can watch me do it. Then you can try again.

Lance- 😤😤 ok, ok

Lance- 😠 When I say VOL, you say...

Hunk- Tron!

Hunk- See, easy 🤗

Keith- Ok, I think I have it now.

Lance- Bout time! Now let's try this again.

Lance- When I say Vol, you say...

Keith- Voltron

Lance- OMFGYOURETAFTEDPEIDCEOFSH
ITSHNDHHXDG!!!!!!😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

Pidge- I agree with Lance (for once) wtf Keith? How hard is this to understand?

Keith- I-I don't know!

Lance- WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!!??

Keith- I can't help it!

Keith- My brain is saying one thing, yet my body's doing another!