Adopted by Flithy Frank\ Joji Miller

Chapter 48: boys will be boys

Fiona's pov: I was busy cleaning the house while Joji slept when I hit something while I was mopping only to see some magazines under the couch, I picked them up to set them on the coffee table thinking it was comic books that I read but saw some really busty lady on it making me instantly drop it on the table. "Ew he probably fucking faps to these.."  I say to myself and try to remember to ask Joji about them after he wakes up, After I wash the last dish I dry my hands and sit on the couch to rest but get greeted to the playboys again making me turn away in disgust  but I was so curious to see who was modeling that I opened it flipped the first three pages and saw just straight up tits making me close it immediately in horror. I lay on the couch still traumatized from the ladies I saw in the magazine thanking myself that I didn't flip any farther, Joji walks in with only his shirt and boxers "Morning Fiona.." he says looking really tired and I say nothing back. As I keep going on in my silence Joji looks at me while drinking coffee "Well aren't you quiet today what's up?" He asks and I turn pointing to the coffee table which makes him walk over to the table and he instantly chokes on his coffee, "Uh so you did some spring cleaning why didn't you wake me up." He says trying not to be awkward and I shrug knowing that he couldn't make an excuse for having them under the couch.

Joji's pov: I look around for some sort of excuse on owning my playboys when I see the trash covered in idubbbztv stickers "where did you find those I think Ian left them here last month." "Joji I was here last month and Ian hasn't visited you" Fiona says and I instantly knew that I couldn't have an excuse "Look I'm a guy ok it's normal to have these." I say defending myself when Fiona lifts herself and says "That's not the problem, the problem is that curiosity killed the cat." She says making me confused before she yells "MY VIRGIN EYES ARE RUINED!" Which makes me choke on more of coffee because I finally knew what she meant. "I am so sorry about this.." I say grabbing my magazines and Fiona just turns away while I go to put them under my mattress "Why are you even traumatized you see you're own tits everyday." I say sitting next to Fiona and she shakes her head "It's different ok do you think I wanna see some strangers big ass tits?!" She says and I nod knowing how uncomfortable she must've felt "I'm gonna take a shower in holy water, can you clean whatever is under the couch I'm scared to check.." She says and I told her I would grabbing the lotion bottle I had left there and a couple of pennies.  When Fiona comes out of the shower I already had breakfast ready which was just a poptart with two slices of bacon, "what a nutritious breakfast.." she says staring at the plate and I roll my eyes "Well you're lucky it's something not Japanese this time kid." I told her causing her to eat faster thinking I would make something else if she didn't eat.

Fiona's pov: I ate faster than I usually do and when I finished Joji walked over to the couch meaning that it was my time to use the room so I decided to message Ariel.

Fiona: Hey ari guess what
Ariel: what did you're dad give you drugs
Fiona: no but remember that band you told me about
Ariel: YOU LISTENED TO GORILLAZ!
Fiona: Ya and I love their music but I have another thing
Ariel: oh god what
Fiona: I no longer have Virgin eyes
Ariel: you watched porn?!
Fiona: NO but my dad had hidden playboys under the couch
Ariel: that is so gross
Fiona: please help me
Ariel: nope I gtg my dude
Fiona: DiD YoU JuSt AsSuMe My GeNdEr?!
Ariel: oh god please stop I'm gonna die from laughing
Fiona: Fine I'll see u later
Ariel :bye

I sighed as Joji walks in and says "I need to change now get out before you become even more traumatized." Causing me to run out of the room not wanting to see something even worse. I picked up Daxter and made a little fort to hide in so Joji couldn't find me but I couldn't find a good spot so I made a fort under the table knowing Joji never looks under there unless he drops something "Fiona where are you?" He says and I stayed quiet, "I swear I'm always telling you to turn off the lights and use sunlight Joji says as I hear him turn the lights off and head to the sliding door when he stops "Fiona is that you?" I hear him stay and I stay quiet when I hear him come closer. I see his hobbit looking feet at the bottom of the table when all of a sudden a book is thrown at me causing me to hit the back of my head against the wall "what's with you throwing books?!" I say crawling out of the blankets and Joji shrugs "what was the glow thing?" He asks and I pull daxter out making him realize his mistake "thought he was alien shit or something."

Joji's pov: Me and Fiona chilled the rest of the day nothing much happened till we had dinner. Fiona grabbed a ramen packet but I took it out of her hands "to much sodium and it's for future." I said replacing the ramen she had and gave her a carrot I was cutting making Fiona sigh and we switched off so I let her cut the carrots as I set the table "ow.. ow.." I hear Fiona say and it brings back flashbacks from the wrist incident so I rush over to her seeing a cut on her finger "Uh I'll go get a bandaid!" I said and rushed over to the bathroom only to see two boxes one with crayon bandaids and one with stars "Fiona Crayons or stars?!" I ask and she says crayon so I grab a bandaid and run over to her. As I bandaged her finger Fiona kept cutting but I instantly took the knife away wanting to avoid any other injuries for the night.