Person A is not a morning person, while Person B is an early riser who has trouble getting Person A out of bed on time. They try coaxing, sweet-talking, even complaining, but finally get fed up and say, “Fine, suit yourself. I’m going to take a shower. I wanted you to join me, but I guess I’ll have to take it by myself…”
Person A leaps up immediately, “No, no! I’m up!”
Person B: *smirks.* “Knew that would work.”
