Summary: Bruce gets mad at Clark for kissing Lois, but Lois really kissed Clark.
.............................................................Dick yawned as he got up and laid on Bruce's stomach. Bruce groaned as he opened his eyes and stared at Dick's laughing face.
"Good morning mommy!" He said and Bruce smiled. "Good morning sweetheart." He said sitting up and picked Dick up.
Dick laughed pointing on the bed and floor. Bruce looked on the bed seeing Clark laying there and looked on the floor at the others who were sleeping.
"What is going on?" He asked as they all sat up rubbing their eyes. "You're awake...how are you feeling?" Diana asked and Bruce frowned and looked at them.
"I'm fine...why?" He asked as they sighed in relief. "Do you remember anything from last night?" Clark asked and Bruce shook his head.
"No..the last thing I remember is dancing with you." He said as he pulled off his shirt putting on a T-shirt.
"Well Adam came and tried to um...impure you..." Barry said blushing as Bruce rose an eyebrow.
"Impure me?" He asked as they nodded. "What the fuck does that mean...I mean...Dick never say that word please." Bruce said holding his head.
"Okay mommy." Dick replied as Bruce put him down. "Why don't you go find Alfred and have him make you something." He said as Dick smiled and ran out the room.
He sighed and laid on the bed groaning. "So...you...know.." He asked softly as the others looked at him. "That you're a virgin yeah." Shayea said as Bruce blushed.
"I have to give it to you Bruce, even Barry has gotten laid before you." John chuckled making Bruce's face bloom red.
"T-thats so inappropriate!" Bruce replied and the others stared at him. "I'm sure at least one of us here is a virgin...right?" Clark said as they stared at him in shock.
"You mean you're not?" Barry asked and Clark laughed. "No, my senior year in college you?" He asked as the others chuckled.
"Same what about you guys?" Barry asked as Diana smiled. "A year ago for me." She replied and looked at Shayea.
"Me and John had sex last month so no for the both of us." She replied as John laughed at Bruce's blushing face.
"Why are we talking about this?" He groaned and they laughed. "Awwe you are so cute!" Diana squealed as she pinched Bruce's cheeks.
"Stop it, now tell me why this matters?" He asked as they stared at him. "Really it's obvious...Adam's a vampire and preys on the pure and innocent and you were the one with the most purest and untainted body and blood at the ball." J'oan said as Bruce blushed.
"I'm guessing that he's going to come back....isn't he?" Bruce asked as they nodded. "So you do know what that means right?" Shayea asked as they blushed and stared at Bruce who looked confused.
"What?" He asked as they sighed. "It means you need to have sex before he comes back for you." Barry said as Bruce coughed and blushed deeply.
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DaddyBats(A Justice League Fanfiction)
FanfictionBruce Wayne who is also known as the big bad Batman has just adopted a five year old Richard Grayson. They all find out that he is also a big sweetheart and has a soft spot for small children like Dick.