"I see you in here an awful lot."
"Yeah? Well, I think the Barista's really cute."
"But...I am the Barista."
"Well done Captain Obvious. Now would you like to go on a date with me?"
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Pointless Curses, Nonsense Verses
De TodoI am a rambler. My tongue is prone to run away with me. Most of the time no one listens to what I say and I don't blame them. I don't think I'd listen to me either. Warning: Some of these may be triggering, with themes such as mental health problems...
