They all got off the bus, and went to their lockers. Which of course were right by each other going from tallest to shortest. Being the author of this story I get to make everything convenient. So of course I'm about to abuse my power and say they're all also in the same class. Bam, there you go.
Soon, they were all in class sitting next to each other in their assigned seats. (Yes, I just did that.) Their teacher, Mr. McKay got up from his desk, "Alright class! Mkay, id like to ask for all of your sheets of math i gave you yesterday, mkay." Dailin leaned over to Parker, "Psst dude. I uh..-"
"Didn't get your homework done?" Parker interrupted.
"Yup."
"Yeah, me neither."
"Yeah, since when did Mr. McNumbnutsMcGee give homework?" Seth leaned in. Ryder was working super fast to finish his art project. Pretty darn sure he had on the Sonic theme music. Jacob had finished his homework, but it got lost in the snow. He realized this literally as Mr. McKay came up to ask him for his homework. So after he calmly told the teacher that he forgot his homework and it got lost, he leaned over and punched Ryder for being an idiot and not texting him to get up. Mr.McKay walked to Ryder. "So, Mr. Ryder, get your homework done?"
"Uh.. no. I lost it cleaning my room?.. yeah, sure. I lost it cleaning my room!" He said nervously.
"Alright.. even though that's not physically possible, unless of course your Timmy over there in the corner." Timmy was banging his head on the bookshelf while singing the Barney song. "EYE LORVE YOUUU~! YIOUU LORVE MEEEEIIH!!" Mr. McKay cringed, and then walked over to Dailin. "So, you get your homework done?"
"Nope. Not at all. I actually think I lost it when I was watering my fish." He said super straight-forward even though that's also physically impossible. "Mkay.. mkay.." he then walked over to Parker. "I don't have it done, suck my nuts!" He through a bag of nuts at the teacher. "Oh, mkay. Well.. alright." He made his way over to Seth. "I. Didn't. Get. It. Done. Move on, please." After he finished checking everyone else who had finished there's he announced. "Mkay, class! Dailin, Ryder, Jacob, Parker, and Seth will have detention for not getting homework done!"
"Aw, whaaaaat?!.." they all said. "But, Timmy didn't get his homework done!" Dailin said.
"Well, Timmy's 'speical', son. Of course he didn't get it done." Timmy was trying to eat his chair leg. "Now.. to the principle's office!"
"Man.." Dailin said as he walked out. "This is that bull-bull.." They walked around the building for a few extra minutes making jokes, and laughing until they saw.. 10th graders. A 8th graders worst enemy.
"Shiiii..." Parker said.
"Run?" Ryder asked.
"No, I think we should stay here and die." Dailin said sarcastically.
"I agree." Jacob said also sarcastic.
"No, you numbskulls!" Seth said as we were literally beside the life science class room. Which has skeletons around the entrance.(they are also learning about skeletons at the moment in that class also.) RUN!" So, we ran, and ran, and ran. Until we saw a room.. we ran and saw it we the principles office. We ran into 'her' office. A.K.A. Principle Boogerface.
"Whelp. We made it o.." the 10th graders came in, and started beating the boys up and taunted them for no reason. Why were they even at the middle school anyways, now that I think about! Anyways.. (clears throat.) The principal punished us instead of them, so we now had to stay after school in the freezing cold till 6. Which sucked. We stayed longer than we expected to stay in the principals office. But finally it was time to lunch. We walked into the cafeteria and got our food. But when they sat the 5 boys saw something move in my food.
"Well, that's nice." Parker said.
"Oh boy! Can't wait to die!" Dailin said.
"That's interesting" Jacob said.
"I dink I see a little person in der!" Ryder said.
"..ew growtie." Seth said.
They casually walked up to the trash cans and through everything away. Silverware, plate, food. It all. They went back to the principles office for the rest of school. When school ended they walked outside.Dailin was wearing a lightweight red hoodie with fur around his hood over his red and black air Jordan long sleeve. He also wore black joggers, a red snap back Chicago Bulls hat, and red shoes.
Jacob was wearing a heavy weight brown coat on top of his grey long sleeve shirt, a red stocking cap, blue jeans, and grey sneakers.
Parker was wearing a light weight purple hoodie on top of his white shirt, with a heavier weight hoodless coat. He was also wearing a purple hat, joggers, and black sneakers.
Ryder was wearing a blue and gold coat over his white shirtsleeve teeshirt , blue jeans, blue sneakers, and a white under shirt
Seth was wearing a solid black lightweight hoodie over his black shirt and which has a red star located in the center of it. He had a black and red bomber jacket over his hoodie. And to finish off his outfit he had navy blue jeans, and all black sneakers.
"Alright kiddos." The principle said as she came out and locked the doors. "Have fun cleaning. There's a storm coming in like 5 minuets so better be quick!" She walked towards he car. "Wait a minute where are you going?" Ryder asked. "Oh, me?" She said.
"No, the other fat principle walking towards her soccer mom mini van.." Dailin quiet enough for his friends to hear but not her. They all stared giggling.
"I'm heading towards the airport because I'm going to Mexico!" She said loudly.
"Which side?" Jacob asked.
"I'll be going to the East and then the West side!" She said.
"I hope you get attacked by fire ants only for you to fall into a dolphin tank and almost drown.." Ryder said quietly. Of course everyone laughed. Soon she drove off telling the boys the janitors will be ready for them to clean and that they'll let them in. They all said 'forget that crap!' and walked off towards their neighborhood. Parker gave the big middle one to the security camera."So..? What do you guys wanna do?, Dailin asked as it started to snow heavily, "We got all weekend." It snowed so hard they could barely see in front of them. They just kept walking, and soon. They disappeared into the snow.
Next Time on 5 Boys with Extraordinary Lives!
Dailin: "NEXT TIIIIME!!.. we'll. Hopefully we'll do something interesting. It's kinda hard when your life in extraordinary and boring. But eh! We'll make the best out of what he have! Which Is basically nothing, but it'll do!" He waved and everyone else did as the camera cut off.
You made it to the end yet?
It's over, ok?
Go home and stop being a stalker.
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Ok, bye.
For real this time.Oh, you sneaky little son' of a really nice lady..
You mad yet?
No? I guess I just wasted my time typing this.
I most likely did tbh.
Bye though!
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5 Friends with Extraordinary Lives
General FictionThis story will be about a rag-tag group of goofballs going on various adventures. I hope you enjoy. :)