Saturday- Screw You, Nature!

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It was still Friday, and it  was snowing heavily. Like super heavy dude, no joke. So, like any person would who didn't want to die of an illness they went home to Dailin's house since it was the closest. When they got there his mom had prepared hot cocoa, and cookies. They took their things and went up to his room and they hung out playing video games, drinking hot cocoa, and joking around. It was like an average snowy Friday for the boys. Get through the prison they call school, ride the bus home, feed the dog your homework, and then of course play video games until your eyes bleed. That was the Friday routine. So, after playing video games a ton of hours on edge they all fell asleep somewhere. Dailin fell asleep under the bed, Parker on the bed, Jacob in a chair, Ryder on a miniature couch, and Seth fell asleep in the closet. It was now 6 o'clock in the morning and god knows why they woke up this early. Well- actually god doesn't know, he has no idea. But I do! Having a lot of snow, -and having to walk half a block to the bus stop just to get on and ride a bus to school meant you had to wake up earlier than you'd ever have to. Around is about 6 am, but anyways they all woke up.

Parker arose from the blankets of Dailin's bed, "..." he just yawned and went to lay down, but fell off the bed and onto Ryder, who was sleeping on the couch.

"Hm? What? Oh, hey Parker." He nonchalantly pushes him off and he makes a thud waking up Dailin who woke up quickly bringing up his head, and then he hit it on the bed. "Ouch!.. gee whiz.." He stuck his head out from under the bed to see the sun shining in his face, "Oh my Jeebus.. is this heaven? It's so beautimiss here..!" He said practically having stars in his eyes he was so amazed. But then Jacob suddenly got up and blocked his view. "Guess not.." he said. "Who what now?.." Jacob said, and then he laid back down. Seth walked out the closet looking fully refreshed like he'd been up for hours just getting ready for a wedding. "Aaaah.. that was a good sleep. Right boys?" The other boys looked like zombies. Soon they all agreed to go and get some breakfast and to clean themselves up so they bundled up in their coats and hats (if they wore them) and then they headed outside cause why not. "So what should we do- aaaah I'm blind! I'm melting!" Dailin said looking at the snow which was blinding to Dailin having the sun shine directly on it.

"Dude, no you're not you idiot." Ryder said. Everyone was use to the bright snow but Dailin and Jacob. But Jacob was smart and put on sunglasses. After a few minutes of figuring out what to do- the boys said they would go camping. So they packed their backs and took a bus to the camping grounds. They only lasted about 2 seconds though.
"..no internet.." Ryder complained.
"..no video games.." Jacob said sadly.
"..no knives allowed.." Seth said.
"..nasty camp food.." Parker said.
"..I want my mommy.." Dailin said sad.

They were all super sad, and they lasted only a few hours of camping. "Y'know what?" Dailin said. "Screw this place! We're going home!"
"Yeaaah!!" Everyone cheered, only to realize the bus took them to a real campground up in the mountains. As they saw that, and implemented that the bus dropped them off in the middle of the wilderness. They all of a sudden started to hear the howling, growling, snow falling, and other scary outdoors sounds. They even heard someone scream.

"I never liked that bus anyways.." Parker said.
"Yeah, it was pretty smelly. Plus they didn't have any attendants to bring you cookies."  Dailin said.
"That's a plane you retard." Seth said.
"Oh. Well they should have public bus attendants to be honest." Dailin said.
"I never liked camping.." Jacob said.
"Yeah the outdoors suck." Ryder said. "There was this one time when I was in Mexico when i was like 2 and I got attacked by fire ants! Plus I almost drowned in a dolphin tank!"
"WE KNOW!!" Everyone but Ryder cried out. "Whelp, guess we just gotta march home or whatever." Ryder said.
"Yeah sure let's try that." Jacob said sarcastic. "We're only like what? 5,000 feet off ground level."
"Hey guys! I think I can see my house from here!" Dailin shouted excited. They started hearing a ton of scary sounds.
"No, no, no..! Daddy says no!" Parker said as we all ran towards our camping tent. "Hurry!" Seth said. "It might be man-bear-pig!!" "Oh no not man-bear-pig!" Ryder cried. "Go go go! Get to the choppa!- I mean tent!" Jacob screamed. "I want my mommy! I need an adult! I want my mommy!" Dailin cried as he ran into the tent with everyone else. A few hours later they peeked their heads out.
"Night is coming.. so is a storm.." Jacob said in a supercool voice.
"How the heck were you able to get all of that from just looking at a tree?" Ryder asked.
"I dunno.. lucky guess maybe?" He said knowing he had watched the news channel before we left. (That sneaky little duck.)
"Better get going then if we want to go home!" Dailin said and started hiking upward farther up north towards the peak of the mountain, and probably towards Canada.
"Hey numbnuts. The home is  this way. Y'know towards the bottom of the mountain. Towards our town." Parker said, Dailin was soon marching downward. "I knew that." He said. Seth sighed. "Yeah, I know.." Ryder said. "This is gonna be a long hike.." he said. "Indeed.." Seth said, "I guess I'd rather be with you goofballs any day than up here alone." He smiled and Ryder smiled too.

They all soon disappeared over a hill into the snowy scenic sunset. By then they was filled with determination to get home. (Undertale reference not intended.) by now the boys were back positive and happy. The group has set for a trip back home!

Part 2: A continuation of Saturday- Screw You, Nature! Coming soon! (Hopefully tomorrow.) I hope everyone is enjoying the story. I promise I won't waste your time with the silly messages. Good bye, take care, and have a good rest of your day! :)








































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