"Once upon a time there was a blonde named Taylor. She was a not-so-clever cop. She heard that there was going to be a break in at the local donut shop. She went to the donut shop and there was a little boy named yuckyy ewwy with a donut. She went up to the boy and took the donut and pushed him down. The boy started crying while Taylor laughed in his face as she ate the donut. "Nom nom nom Yummy!" she said. Then a man walked in yelling "Hey! Imma fat man! So I neeeed that donut!" And it all went downhill from there. "My donut!" Taylor screamed. The man got a serious look on his face and slowly said walked closer to Taylor. "Listen," he said in a deep voice. "I want that donut." Taylor ran at him and in the process she ran over the little boy and killed him. Then she jumped over the counter and grabbed some donuts and shoved them in her mouth. "See, my donuts!" She said. The man came at her and she died...
So that's why we are here today," Barbara said at Taylor's funeral. Then Grace screamed "LET'S PARTY," celebration came on and everybody danced on her grave.
THE END
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*Authors Note*
Haha I got killed by a fat man XD
