Once upon a time there was a blonde named Taylor. One day she was in class and her teacher, Mrs. Arrington, finished class by saying, "and that's why you can eat meat raw!" Thats when Taylor figured out she wanted to be a farmer. She waled all the way to a farm 10 miles away, soo dumb right!? When she got there she saw a cow and remembered what Mrs. Arringtin said about eating raw meat. So she broke down the fence and started biting the cow.
"Moo!" the cow yelled.
"Just shut up!" Taylor yelled back.
"What are youuuu doing to my son?" a mother cow asked.
"Foooood," Taylor replied.
Then the mother charged at Taylor but Yuckky Ewwy was walking by and got hit instead. He died.
The End